Colinnaise
Guzzland Farms
Founded in 2020, Guzzland Farms has been trying to eliminate ketchup from kitchens across America. Colinnaise is the perfect blend of creamy and spicy that goes perfectly with any dish. Designed to be ethnically ambiguous, the secret sauce goes well on any sandwiches, pizza, stir fry, tacos, eggs and anything else.
Colinnase is so damn good that Guzzland Farms refuses to reveal its secret family recipe to the government. (So Colinnaise is not FDA approved)
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